March 2012

Month: March 2012

Funny voicemail transcription of a robo-call

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SEO click through rates for various results

Summary for the top 20

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  8. 3.5%
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  12. 1.5%
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  17. 1.4%
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103.4% total and should be taken with a grain (block?) of salt but is good enough to make relative decisions.